F E A R S

Things to be afraid of:

• Murders 
• Cereal killers
• Death
• The after life
• God
• Loosing someone close to me
• Debt
• Loosing hearing or eyesight 
• Evil spirt's
• Life

Don't get me wrong, i'm terrified of all these things, however.. this is the list of things I would make when listing my fears.

Things IM afraid of:

• Clowns
• spiders
• overdosing on 3 Advil 
• glue
• my shoes not matching
• phone not working
• talking to my bishop
• doctors
• dentists
• not being good enough
• not staying up-to-date with music
• my kids hating me
• my phone turning into a transformer
• talking dogs
• life

Getting over a guy

Listen closely.. These instructions are the only ones that will help you get over a guy.

1. Go to the gym. Let out your anger. Make a good playlist with NO love songs. 
2. Absolutely NO just sitting at home, gives you to much time to think and reminisce 
3. kiss a guy, soon! Doesn't matter who.
4. Stay single for awhile. Don't go looking for another relationship anytime soon. Your feelings for the guy you're trying to get over are obviously pretty strong if you need instruction on how to get over him. Don't let all those emotions loose on another guy.
5. You are allowed to cry anywhere from the hours of 8am to 5pm. Other than that there is no crying!
6. Learn from the pain. Accept the fact that all guys are idiots. All of them.
7. Live up your senior year. This is the year you will look back on for the rest of your life. Don't let this tool ruin your potential memories. 
8. Look good. Get up a few extra minutes to get ready in the morning. Put a little more time in picking out your out fits. Try new hair styles etc.

It's time to move on with your life sista. 

Not very good at it

What is hipster? Is it just wearing clothes no one else is brave enough to wear? Or reading books in a coffee shop? Maybe it's listening to indie music while driving up the canyon. To be hipster you probably have to write a lot of poems, and by that I mean putting a lot of random and rarely used words together while reading it with a different tone in your voice. If you're trying to be hipster go buy yourself a pair of un per-scribed glasses and beanies as well as a weirdly scented candle. Oh, and don't forget your chai. Maybe we are all trying a little to hard to be hipster so none of us are.. All I know is that what ever being "hipster" really means.. I am not doing very good at it.